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milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

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astound:

it sucks that my selfie game is so strong becuz im so ugly irl

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dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

(Source: dude-im-bored, via siirensiinging)

revengeance:

novena5:

revengeance:

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

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Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.

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romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

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radvillain:

girl: be rough with me ;)

me:

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